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MODIFIED ROB RULES: Instrumentals, Stand Up Comedy, Songs from Musicals, TV Theme Songs, and songs I haven't listened to yet/much are excluded.

Your Life Soundtrack

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that plays
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

[OPENING CREDITS]
"Storm in a Teacup" - The Red Hot Chili Peppers
(I could see this very easily fitting over a suit-up montage, full of whip pans over...probably New York. New York is the number city to whip pan. True fact.)

[WAKING UP]
"Dare to Be Stupid" - Weird Al Yankovic
(Well, dammit, if this is over a similar montage, that just changes the entire character of the film.)

[FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL]
"Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" - Journey
(I sense incoming "hot chick in school" Scrubs-style fantasy. Probably with fans and slow motion.)

[FALLING IN LOVE]
"Seven Nation Army" - The White Stripes
(FITE FOR TEH GURL. Also, anyone else remember when they realized Meg White is a shitty drummer?)

[FIGHT SONG]
"White Moon" - The White Stripes
(I really feel like these two should be switched somehow. I can't really speak to this one thematically, though there's some lovishness. Don't really pay much attention to it when it plays, usually.)

[BREAKING UP]
"Fade Together" - Franz Ferdinand
(This would be totes depressing. Srsly. Totally an unmutual break up going down here).

[PROM]
"Killer Queen" - Queen
(I decided to skip the first result for this based on the "haven't listened to it much" rule. The first result doesn't even have a whole playthrough, though that could be more a result of new computer + my tendency to skip songs. Either way, it was "King of Suede" by Weird Al. If that answer amuses your more, go for it. But yeah, I guess the chick be-eth a Killer Queen)

[LIFE]
"Chop Suey" - System of a Down
(Bode well, this does not. Also, I'm apparently very upset that there are keys on my table.)

[MENTAL BREAKDOWN]
"X" - System of a Down
(I could see this pretty easily.)

[DRIVING]
"Hot for Teacher"
(I don't know what I'd be driving to/from, but I think I'd be going pretty fast.)

[FLASHBACK]
"Descendant of Shinobi"
(GodDAMMIT, Yuffie. I NEED MY MATERIA.)

[WEDDING]
"Come Together/Dear Prudence/Cry Baby Cry" - The Beatles
(I don't see this ending well, I don't feel like listening to the whole mash-up, but while Come Together would work, the inclusion of Cry Baby Cry doesn't bode well.)

[BIRTH OF CHILD]
"Store Bought Bones" - The Raconteurs
(This doesn't seem like it'd be a good sign. Also, my own rules prevented this from being the Batman theme. Dammit.)

[FINAL BATTLE]
"Parallel Universe" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
(I could see this working. Melodic, but fast. Totally good final battle music).

[DEATH SCENE]
"Going On" - Gnarls Barkley
(This...could actually work. Plus, given the title and lyrics, it might actually be thematically appropriate for a change.)

[FUNERAL SONG]
"Theme From Rocky XIII (Rye or the Kaiser)" - Weird Al Yankovic
(Dammit, Al. Stuff like this makes me consider banning you, too.)

[END CREDITS]
"For The Shorties" - MC Chris/Schooly D
(...I...wow.)


SPECIAL BONUS!
I forgot about the instrumental rule, so a special alternate song for Flashback. I didn't want to fuck up my shuffle and start again, so, Hit the next button...

[FLASHBACK]
"Beautiful Life" - Ace of Bass
(Fuck and yes.)